One thousand years ago into the future… Crate began his life in the back woods of the Amazonian forest in the mid fifties. By then he was already a teenager. Through his struggles fighting the good war, and Nazis, he created the doughnut. Using his fame and fortune from doughnut creation, he was chosen to be on air at a radio station on the moon. Upon landing on the moon he realized there weren’t any radio stations, causing him to return to the great mother Earth. Many years were spent roaming the Midwest, in search of the perfect paper clip. It was in the desert where Crate learned his future calling, male escort. Until he reaches this dream he does afternoons at 93X in Memphis.
